what if they’re plot-important?
have them possessed by a demon seconds before bleeding out. reveal to the readers that theyre possessed and also will die the second the demon is exorcised. have the rest of the characters unaware and the demon playing their part/something that could feasibly be read as their part until the very last second at which point they murder another main character and ditch the meatsuit. the surviving characters are all fucked.
ok but if youre posting a wip and someone says not to kill some character and you dont proceed to brutally murder that character i dont know what to think about you
let’s build a wall they said, it’s gonna be safe they said….
one: building a wall doesn’t work
two: building a wall doesn’t work
i bet yancy’s last words before he got ripped out of the conn pod were ‘raleigh listen to me don’t build a fucking wall’
#LIKE WHAT WAS EVEN THIS PLAN??? #JUST SLOWLY LET THE PACIFIC OCEAN FILL WITH KAIJU??? #A GIANT KAIJU BUBBLE BATH PARTY IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN OR SOMETHING??? #A WHOLE KAIJU HABITAT BEHIND A WALL LIKE IT’S FRICKIN SEA WORLD??? #WHAT WAS THIS PLAN????????
Because I have very strong feelings about this character and about the handling of Slytherin house as a whole, and I will fucking fight you over them. (I look forward to the hate messages I’ll get sent because of this immensely.) Also because darlingdukeofsuffolk talked me into it and because I have no self restraint: so here it is. The rant I promised.
Also I hope you enjoy the references to other shows/films.
V. important links that support my arguments (because there is only so much you can fit into 10 slides:)
Oh hey, look. That third link links to me. *preens*
im a really heavily character-based writer so unless u can make me understand their character so i can go off on internal monologues at the drop of the hat im not sure how well i could do that
i feel u yo (what are plots PLOTS ARE TOTALLY UNNECESSARY) but im still pretty up for crying at you. also there are probably a couple of episodes that would help 2 get an idea idk
well the castes are shobogan laborer merchant technician guard chronarch/time lord and then of course there are outsiders
i would just like to point out that the tumblr eu fandom could probably do a pilot episode of a more canon-accurate prequel with a £30 budget
see now that’s something i’d throw money at because i know the tumble eu fandom would do it way better.
lgr we’d spend the money on curtains in appropriate chapter colours and then. idk make a papier-mâché rassilon statue and find a nice rock
THE EU FANDOM IS NOT PERMITTED ANYWHERE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF ROCKS.
Too bad. You won me over with the awesome idea of a happy family in hell.
cries you write it then im in the middle of two novel-length fics, a fictional language, and a big bang
i have no clue how that works but i want him to be happy. maybe just. just for a little while even just he needs to be happy for a little while
if you’re up for me crying at you for an extended period about One Of The Only SPN Characters I Care About (sam, ruby, lilith, abbadon, and kevin what do you mean i have priorities) i can do that i can fill you in.
Somehow, I imagine this would involve Ushas being the only sane one…
omg are you kidding she got roped into illegally looming a child. she sneaks into the cerule academy to take biology lectures
id totally do it if i knew anything about the supernatural fandom i want sam to be happy he looks sad
I KNEW I LOVED YOU yeah hes really sad and he needs not to be. but he also needs his bodily autonomy respected and also to become the antichrist s i g h s l o u d l y
Then do it. You have the power.
but i dont have the time. or the patience with the spn fandom. or the plot tbh i just want them to be a happy adorable family with a demon baby or two and a pet hellhound nothing else matters