my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing







I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may…

why does this restoration of arambourgiania philadelphiae have bbc sherlock in it


i just had the delightful mental image of time lords on earth walking straight into every single door because they expected them to open automatically

im rlly sorry abt not being on/not answering asks, publishing submissions etc„ ive been spending most of my time a) working or b) trying not to die (with questionable success). life updates below the cut.

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"Coincidentally, my first lesson will be the same as all my other lessons. Now, repeat after me: Qui fugiebat rursus fugiet - or, in modern terms: He who fights and runs away, lives to flee another day.”

Wow, now I feel super-excited about the idea of a Discworld/Harry Potter crossover fanfic where Rincewind teaches the ill-fated DADA class. Heck, he’s so used to winding up in impossibly difficult situations and somehow surviving, he might actually become the first person to survive long enough to teach the class two years in a row (if it weren’t for the fact that he’d probably have fled Hogwarts long before then).

The other school staff might also have something to say about his insistence on referring to his new place of employment as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizzardry. (Possibly even Wizzzardry.)

Anonymous: where do u work at? 

the bureau of possible events

fusion fic recs

i’m super into weird fusions and heyyy why not get other ppl into these things too, i ask myself. spoiler alert there is no reason why not. here is a small collection.



look what I made

when someone mentions doctor who in public


based on this post

the origins of arkytior



This show.


yo so here’s a lungbarrow .pdf download on my 4shared acct since dropbox is being a little pissbaby again